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After a long weekend of football and football commercials there are some much needed points that need to be brought up. Although I was surprised by some of the creativity in the commercials over the weekend, some of the ideas still just plain upset me.

First off does anybody actually find the progressive lady to be funny on any level? Is she supposed to be funny? Or is she just so annoying that you’ll finally give in to call Progressive for a quote? There’s a handful of people on this earth that I generally despise. She’s slowly climbing the ladder. She is awful is so many ways that its hard to describe. I’ve actually laughed once or twice because I found it hilarious how someone could actually put this crap on TV. There’s nothing intriguing about this character on any level. She’s not funny, she sounds like nails on a chalkboard and she bears an unthinkable name. Flo. Awful. Simply Awful. I look at it this way. When I rather listen to an obnoxious Australian sounding gecko than an actual person, there’s a huge problem.

I’ve had enough of commercials with Beatles songs.. I don’t know how it relates to cell phone plans and banking.. When you here Here Comes the Sun for a feminine product you know it’s time to call it quits…

Although Bud Light and Miller Light may be the worst beers ever created, they do have the best commercials hands down. If they only put the money they spend on commercials on their beer instead, it would be a perfect product…

Where the hell has all the monkeys in commercials gone? Monkeys in an office setting may be the single most creative thing we’ve ever done. Yes that’s how far we’ve come as a species….

One positive note over the weekend was a suprisingly funny Walmart commercial... Yes Walmart.. The company we all love to hate.. Check it out for yourself..